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Dear Related,

You have bought the building in which I work and will be closing it down within the next year thus putting a great deal of people out of work. I have but one question for you and that is: Can you give me an apartment and a job to match? You see I recently got an application for lower income housing at an apartment building you own and all I really want is for you to give me this apartment in good faith. You know, that after being let go from my current shit job that I'll go out and get another job that can pay the bills.

I hope you take this into consideration when you've found a renter for the space I currently work in....

Yours Truly,
La Dame